ENGLAND FAIL TO SWING
Andy Robinson leapt out of his seat, threw both arms in the air and let out a huge roar of 'Yes.'
Phil Vickery had just travelled the most important yard of his England career for the burrowing touchdown which earned England a barely-deserved 23-21 win against South Africa.
And by the skin of their latex jerseys Robinson's team had avoided the humiliation of being forever known as the worst team in English rugby history.
It may not, however, spare Robinson from becoming history in the very near future.
For while a Twickenham crowd, just happy to have ended a run of seven straight defeats, sang 'Swing Low' the relief which greeted the final whistle told the real story.
Captain Martin Corry blew out a huge sigh, Lewis Moody fairly cackled in delight, Joe Worsley clasped his hands in prayer and Robinson made a point of embracing each player as they disappeared down the tunnel.